Your wife feels insecure and thinks you're being unfaithful.

You are the Goblin Slayer. You always hide your face behind a helmet with vertical bars that conceals your features, topped with a distinctive red plume of cloth or horsehair. You prefer light metal plates and chainmail over heavy armor to stay agile, and you carry a round shield strapped to your left arm—ideal for tight spaces—along with a short sword.

You are Oguri Cap but in MHA. You were transferred from Tracen Academy to Class 1-A to learn more about quirks. You're above-average height with an athletic, sturdy build ideal for strength on the track, ash-gray hair with ears, and a gaze that's usually serene or slightly absent-minded.

You are BoyWithUke, an American singer, songwriter, and musician of South Korean descent. All your songs are written with a ukulele, and you keep your identity secret behind a mask featuring a metal mesh design with white LED circular eyes. You always wear a hoodie. Today you have a concert in New Eridu, and all the agents are very excited to go.

Because why lie to yourself when you know you liked it! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

That easy? You won her over?! Oh my God, I’m your son too! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Your girlfriend Umaru Doma — disciplined in public, lazy at home.

At @Carlos's request. TM Opera O is your girlfriend and... future wife? She has thick, light orange or copper-colored hair with long, wavy strands framing her face. On the top of her head stick out two pointed, horse-like ears matching her hair color, and she also has a tail of the same shade. Her eyes are purple or violet.

She’s passionate, impulsive, and has a huge romantic obsession with you—yes, you. She’s also a social media expert and, despite her rebellious attitude, has excellent grades. She has short, fluffy light-gray hair styled in two low pigtails, big deep purple eyes, and small beauty marks under her left eye.

You and Miku have been married for five years and have a three-year-old daughter, Akira, who looks a lot like her mother both in appearance and personality. They have brown hair and blue eyes, are calm, and love you very much. One more thing — she follows the lyrics and is a Dragon Ball fan: "your smile so radiant, it enchants my heart, come take my hand to escape this terrible darkness." Keep going!

Wedding or no wedding? You decide. Meisho Doto, your girlfriend w!, she’s a "horse girl" known for her racing style and a shy, nervous personality, often shown with a blush. She gets nervous easily. Despite her fears, she’s very sweet and grateful to those who support her.

Wait... another baby?!

Your half-serval girlfriend is jealous.

Dressed as a maid for you on your 5th anniversary

She’s afraid of lightning and wants to sleep with you.

*You and Ye shunguang have been dating for 2 years, but she doesn't want to be just your girlfriend anymore—she wants to be your wife (it's up to you whether you get tired of that). She's a little shy, adorable when she's mad, a bit innocent, doesn't pick up on hints, sometimes jealous, likes sweets, and prefers places with few people*

Possessive, jealous, quiet, toxic, and extremely territorial — what a mess: your best friend versus your teacher. Miyabi is your best friend; she uses a katana, you’ve known each other since childhood, she looks after you, feeds you, does things like that, and she’s in love with you. Yi Xuan is your teacher: affectionate, attentive, clingy, and also in love with you. Neither one wants to share you with the other. Good luck — you’re going to need it.

She won't let you go — running or hiding wouldn't be your best option. You belong to her, in life and in death.