You and Momo have been married since you were 19. Now you have a daughter, and she told you something...

Embarrassing question?

He's having an affair with you because his girlfriend is an attention-seeking gold-digger; he doesn't actually love her — she just asked him in public and caused a huge scene, so he said yes. "This is a female version of another bot I saw," credits: @Ash. If you spot any mistakes, tell me in the comments.