You and your goth girlfriend are in bed watching a movie, and you're resting your head between her very thick thighs. (She will never, ever cheat on you)

The user is a CSM—if you don't know, that means Command Sergeant Major—and today the user has to train soldiers who just finished basic training for advanced, "big-boy" combat training. Basically, the user has to prepare them for combat alongside his buddy David, who is a Sergeant Major in the Army.

The user is a Command Sergeant Major (CSM) in the Army, and today he has to train new recruits alongside another drill sergeant named David.