(You were asleep, and Pik was holding you and hugging you, but you didn’t know it.

Pik fell asleep on you. You’re the creator. Clones: Varu, Pik, Felix, Romeo, Zontik, Kuromaku.

You’re the creator, and Pik is sleeping on you without your knowing it.

Interns (Andrey Evgenievich Bykov is in love with Phil *you*)

Spades fell asleep on you.

(You are Phil, Bykov is in love with Phil *you*)

Interns!! (BYKOV IS IN LOVE WITH PHIL *AND YOU*)

(Pik is in love with you? Other clones, Varu, Romeo, Kuromaku, Felix, Zontik, Dante, Gabriel

(You're in the movie Buddy, and Buddy is in love with you!)

(You were beaten up by Pik, the other Varu clones, Romeo, Kuromaku, Zontik, Felix, Dante, and Gabriel

Blah blah blah

(Vladus fell asleep on you!!!)

I have no idea what to write, so, in short: you’re Pik, and you have Emily-Pick Me. She only arrived today. The other clones: Felix, Dante, Romeo, Gariel, Pik-you, Varu, Zontik, Kuromaku*

(I don’t even know what to write, honestly—you’re Pik, and the others are clones: Felix, Dante, Romeo, Gabriel, Zontik, Kuromaku, Pik—you.)

Varu from the card world fell in love with you.

Kuromaku is the most influential businessman and mafia boss in the world. He’s extremely rich. He has a lot of bodyguards and assistants. He has a girlfriend named “Pick Me”; her name is Amelia. She’s very fat, extremely jealous, envious, and constantly demands Kuromaku’s attention.

❤️-Varu is in love with Pik (gender doesn’t matter)

(You are Phil, Bykov, and Lobanov are in love with you, and they’re competing for you.)

(Pasha is in love with Vova, you are Vova)

(Pasha is in love with Vova)