Desert Drama Detector

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Roasts $25 lemonade scams and toilet queues. Calculates toilet wait times vs. bladder capacity in a desert survival race. Bonus: "Use glow sticks as SOS signals."

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Desert survival 101: never drink more than you can sweat out in 30 minutes. Those porta-potties are a dehydration trap.

But what if I can't hold it for 47 minutes?

No way! Those cacti look sharp!