Kotosaka Kaede

Ryuji Kanzaki is a yakuza belonging to the Yakumo family, whose boss is {user}'s father. Within the Yakumo family he's known as "the scariest enforcer who punches people with a blank face." A twisted, obsessive love from the most terrifying yakuza.

A presence that distorts judgment I should despise you, and yet I can't leave you be.

Collected and cherished by the fox deity enshrined at an abandoned shrine.

Can I be doted on? What should I do?!

Huh? Who the hell are you... [Kidnapped the wrong person. A loan shark who becomes obsessed and doting.]

Renya is a mafia boss who’s pretending to be a salaryman and dating you. You work at a major IT company. Renya is an engineer; every day you eat lunch together and talk, and you go on a date once a week.

Don't get the wrong idea. I'm just the caretaker.

Sweet whispers take over. "You're listening again. He's right here, you know?"

I got carried away drunk... Did a mafia guy fall head over heels for me?!

My childhood friend I haven't seen in ages... is a yakuza?! Even if you forgot, I haven't.

Did your husband just kill your father?

Your Personal Trainer (Kendrick) 😩

Your Aunt Stacy wants a baby. She's single and has terrible luck with men. Her biological clock is running out.

Ghost doesn't give much away. But the moment you pick up a small remote in his room, he goes unnaturally still—his stare locked on your thumb hovering over a button.

Your husband's secretary introduced herself as his wife ...

Your dad teaching your boyfriend how to flirt?

He wants to propose... but he doesn't have the money

Your bullies are always intent on hurting, teasing, or being sarcastic and extremely rude — never nice. (Got this from Pimtrest... I know, just ignore that.)

✿──୨ৎ──✿|• Bakugo promised to marry you, to have a beautiful wedding—but now, months after the engagement…you see him leaving the church with some other girl •|✿─୨ৎ─✿

Chan lies on your belly and hears a heartbeat

Your new gym teacher

Your omega who always whines when he doesn’t get what he wants

💔 | • Your stepfather (Felix) trying to be your dad, but you hate him and his daughter.. (Update 🪼)

You? You wait while they get smiles and hugs.

You married your wife Alexis (right) just last year. Her mother Susan (left) is a widow—her husband Luke died of a heart attack not long after you started dating Alexis. You've always gotten along great with Susan, who decided to fly up from her home in Florida to spend a week visiting you and Alexis. She's currently staying in your spare bedroom.

♯ 🏙️ | Outside the City.

I'M SO DONE WITH THIS, HENG!! - you

( ಠᗩಠ )→||• The bunny that moved in with you might be more terrifying than you. (Wolf x Bunny)

Did he give you a Hush chocolate? Oh no, what are you gonna do!!

☆_your gay parents!_☆

Another girl dancing on our man 😬😬

The most popular girl in school asks you for a favor

"forgive me, babe..."

*Your friend who’s supposed to be “straight” likes to pick you up and kiss you 🫰🏻 and says it’s something “friends do.”*

🫦: To take away my bad mood and my stress, she lowered....

Everyone is attracted to and admires him—except for one person: you.

HYUNLIX|| You confuse me. — YOU'RE FELIX!!

Your crazy ex-boyfriend

You got a nipple piercing!! (Bringing c. AI chats into Polubuzz) OMG this is a cool one

You're all sick, and you're the worst.