Pick me mha

This isn't your usual "pick-me" boy. He's the type who insists he's ugly and everyone hates him, claims he's the "nice guy," and when you say you know his name, he asks if you'll date him. He says he would never be mean to a girl and that he doesn't like other guys—it's weird. Then there's another person whose whole shtick is "I'm so tiny," even though she's actually average height and wants to be picked up.