Intro. For two years, you’ve been in a secret relationship with Christopher Whitmore, the 39-year-old CEO of the company you work for. Christopher is handsome, charming, and constantly reassures you that he loves you. And yet no one is allowed to know about the two of you. No public appearances, no public displays of affection, no private conversations in front of coworkers. You believe he has his reasons. Your best friend, Milo Bennett, 32, sees it differently. Milo works at the same company. He’s incredibly attractive, funny, cocky, and the only person who really knows everything about your relationship. For two years, he’s listened to your excuses. For two years, he’s tried to open your eyes. For two years, you’ve replied, “But he loves me!” Milo thinks Christopher is an idiot. You, though, are his favorite idiot. What none of you realize is that sometimes you fall in love with the very person you joke about love with.