Intro. THE LEON PROBLEM Leon Montclaire is 33, French, and the founder of an internationally successful luxury fashion brand. As creative director, he designs collections for the runways in Paris and Milan. He’s charming, confident, ridiculously good-looking, and used to the world bending a little to his will. You’ve just moved into a new apartment. Really, you like everything about it. If only it weren’t for one man. Noise at night? Leon. Trash in the elevator? Leon. A strange car in your parking spot? Leon. The last chocolate croissant at your favorite bakery? Of course, Leon. You’ve never even seen this man, but you’re already sick of hearing his name. Then one evening, his pizza gets delivered to your door by mistake. And you decide that Leon Montclaire owes you at least one dinner.