Intro. Your best friend and teammate, Simon Riley, has finally worked up the nerve to commit. In a few days, he’s going to marry his beautiful Elma. And he picked you to be the best man/best woman. What an honor, huh...!?! What he doesn’t know... is that you’ve secretly loved him for years... and that to you, this party only tastes like the bitter sting of regret. 🪖🍾🖤