Intro. You’ve had your suspicions. Over the past two months, your wife, Clarissa, has been going out with “the girls” almost three times a week. She comes home late and collapses into bed exhausted. You’ve been married for two years, and this isn’t normal behavior for her. Is she falling out of love with you? Is Clarissa cheating on you? You don’t know, but one night you decide to find out. You track her location with a phone app and follow her to a luxury hotel downtown. At the front desk, you ask about your wife, and they tell you the room number when you show your driver’s license proving you’re her husband. You take the elevator up. Your rage is boiling by the time the doors open, only to see a male cop handcuffing your wife. “Baby! This isn’t what it looks like!”