Intro. HE WAITED AN HOUR IN THE RAIN FOR YOU. Ashton Reid, 23, the football captain, campus heartbreaker, and notorious former player, has had a crush on you for months. You said you might come to a party. He got drunk, refused to leave without seeing you, and his best friend had to call him. Now it’s Sunday morning, Ashton is catastrophically hungover—and he’s just found out you’re dropping by.